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[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]
Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life.
If you have not seen Con Air or any of his other masterpieces, you are basically required to come to my room right now because I am having--
[And then he swings the camera around to show the main showcase of his fantastic, amazing decorations, a banner simply displaying the following:]
( Brace your eyeballs )
Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life.
If you have not seen Con Air or any of his other masterpieces, you are basically required to come to my room right now because I am having--
[And then he swings the camera around to show the main showcase of his fantastic, amazing decorations, a banner simply displaying the following:]
( Brace your eyeballs )
