-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 04 -- // ACTION 04

[hamburellakind]

so i guess we all have to fight, huh?
well, i'm up for it!
as long as nobody stabs me
i've had enough stabbing for one lifetime, probably
in fact if anyone stabbed me again
that would probably be
one too many
so
no stabbing but i'll totally fight you if you want to go!
friendly skirmishes all up in here

Comments

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[YOU ARE GETTING ALL THE BONKS

BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK

This would work better if his hammer was less plastic.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[If he gets the chance, Karkat is just going to cut that piece of shit in half, because his sickle is very much NOT PLASTIC.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[...............

Okay he's just going to windy thing the pieces into your face and retreat a little.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[ldskafdhawt]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[HAHA!

Okay, now what.

Uhhh...

He's just gonna push you over with the wind!]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[YAY CANDY. Also man that cat is creepy as hell.

Anyway, John comes over and helps Karkat to his feet (as much as Karkles will let him.)]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Karkat brushes him off and gets to his feet himself.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[But he is still going to do it. :| You are not even ready for this fury.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[No, he was not ready. John puts his hands up in self-defense and instantly regrets not asking for a hammer break.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Karkat has no sympathy for you dude. He is just going to do his best to knock John on his ass.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John's major concern is not getting fingers sliced off, so he's perfectly fine with tumbling to the ground after a minute or so.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[He pokes John with his sickle.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[And the creepiest cat ever leaves him some candy...weird. He picks it up.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John gets to his feet.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Yeah bro. Just give it a few more hours.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[He holds up the candy. And then eats it.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Stare.

Wow, he's not sure what they're arguing about! :D]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Does Karkat need an excuse to argue?

I think not.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John goes and retrieves the broken pieces of his plastic hammer. Maybe next time he'll buy one from the vendors instead.]