-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

[hamburellakind]

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))


um
so
i think i need to talk to some
um
guys
about
...something that came up
because i don't know what to do about it
and
it won't go away
so if someone could help me out
a guy, probably
that would be super cool

Comments

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

I AM A GUY!

...that icon ffff

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen anything..

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

Just spit it out before you sound like an asshole!

...assless chaps?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[And then, he filtered it to Haru only!]

Oh there's more...

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

An erection..a stiffy. You know when your penis is up and excited. If it's morning and you're waking up that's morning wood.

ffffff oh boy

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

I could keep going....which is sad.

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

....You're joking.

fffff I actually blanked on what he should say and then boner made me giggle >.>

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

Well the easiest and painful way is to slam a book on it. Cold showers work sometimes. The nicest thing you can do is to touch it.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

Aw~ Spoil Sport. You chose the easiest and boring-est thing. Try the touching thing sometime. You might not come out of your room for awhile~

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

Well that's your fault. Shame on you.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

...Everyone does it. I don't see why it's shameful. You won't go blind. They just tell you that so you don't get chaffed. You'll just get tired and won't be able to do it for awhile.

It's not that hard. Just rub it and relax when it feels nice. Don't set it on fire or something. I mean it's not rocket science just masturbation. Even animals figure that out.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS SO EMBARASSING!]

[skater-lynx.livejournal.com]

[Hey at least you don't have to have a conversation like this more than once?]

Good, so yeah...have fun~

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