hamburellakind: (Feet shuffling cheeks blushing)
John Egbert ([personal profile] hamburellakind) wrote2011-07-23 10:07 pm

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))


um
so
i think i need to talk to some
um
guys
about
...something that came up
because i don't know what to do about it
and
it won't go away
so if someone could help me out
a guy, probably
that would be super cool

...assless chaps?

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)


[And then, he filtered it to Haru only!]

Oh there's more...

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
An erection..a stiffy. You know when your penis is up and excited. If it's morning and you're waking up that's morning wood.

I could keep going....which is sad.

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
....You're joking.

fffff I actually blanked on what he should say and then boner made me giggle >.>

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:52 am (UTC)(link)

*snerk*

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well the easiest and painful way is to slam a book on it. Cold showers work sometimes. The nicest thing you can do is to touch it.

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aw~ Spoil Sport. You chose the easiest and boring-est thing. Try the touching thing sometime. You might not come out of your room for awhile~

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's your fault. Shame on you.

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
...Everyone does it. I don't see why it's shameful. You won't go blind. They just tell you that so you don't get chaffed. You'll just get tired and won't be able to do it for awhile.

It's not that hard. Just rub it and relax when it feels nice. Don't set it on fire or something. I mean it's not rocket science just masturbation. Even animals figure that out.

[identity profile] skater-lynx.livejournal.com 2011-07-25 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey at least you don't have to have a conversation like this more than once?]

Good, so yeah...have fun~