John Egbert (
hamburellakind) wrote2011-10-02 03:10 pm
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-- sugarCaramelologist [SC] began pestering entranceway 14 --
[So, somebody realized that there is one other perk to this chaos (other than fucking with his real, as fun as that is and it is amazingly fun). He can go and, you know, thank those reals who weren't totally awful to him when he was a real too for a little bit.
Okay, they tied him up and stuff but, well, he's at least tangentially aware of how terrible a human being he is. So even if he can't manage to be nice to Jade or Dave, he does kind of want to see them again.
And maybe brag about how he's dating M!Dave. You know, if it comes up.
So he's prowling around the real side, giving his real a breather as he searches for those jerkfaces who didn't kill him for being an imposter.]
Okay, they tied him up and stuff but, well, he's at least tangentially aware of how terrible a human being he is. So even if he can't manage to be nice to Jade or Dave, he does kind of want to see them again.
And maybe brag about how he's dating M!Dave. You know, if it comes up.
So he's prowling around the real side, giving his real a breather as he searches for those jerkfaces who didn't kill him for being an imposter.]
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Oh, hey, there's Egbert. He can't be sure if it's the real or the mirror until the kid opens his mouth, though. Might as well find out.]
Sup, Egbert.
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Much less hot.]
HIIIII DAVE!
[He's still pretty hot though so hey let's get all up in his business do you feel awkward now Dave do you huh huh huh?]
I AM BA-ACK!
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But MOTHER OF CHRIST it's the creeper, Mirrorbert!
W E L P
Dave has on his best poker face. One that would make Lady Gaga weep at how fucking good it is.]
Welcome back, Egbert. Anythin' new happen in your life since I last saw you?
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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE LIKES HAVING ME AROUND AND IS SUPER HOT AND I CAN EAT CAKE IF I WANT BUT I DON'T HAVE TO!
[Bragbragbrag.]
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You managed to find somebody? Who's the [poor] lucky [sap] person?
[Taking all this bragging in stride. It's natural to brag about a partner, right?]
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Because it's actually more fun than blurting it out.
Hehehehehe.]
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If it's Nic Cage....
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NOPE! THAT'D BE PRETTY FUNNY THOUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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[Now that he thinks about it, he doesn't know that many guys around here OOPS. Oh, well.]
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[Is it obvious he's not even trying, yet?]
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[:)]
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Hey John!
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HEY, IT'S THE AWAKE JADE! NO FUCKING COFFEE FOR YOU, THAT SHIT'S NATURAL.
[Gosh, it's like he changed or something. So almost nice...]
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Oh.
Oh. ]
It's you.
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DON'T LOOK SO UPSET, GEEZ, I'M BEING NIIIIICE. STUPID.
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(Hint: they don't actually do that) ]
So John is already on the mirror side?
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[He walks up super close to her.]
I JUST WANTED TO SAY YO. YO.