-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 01 --

[hamburellakind]

hey so i don’t see pesterchum on here so i guess this is just going out in general
anybody around? i think i lost rose and maybe also myself since i don’t know where the fuck i am
this isn’t a castle is it
come onnnnnnnn

Comments

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[A pause as he looks for a better descriptor.]

text ==> action

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[ There are no texts after that. But, after a couple of minutes John might hear the pitter-patter of someone running down the hallways and then Jade turns the corner. Well, more like skids and stumbles around it. ]

Jooohn!

action

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John takes a look around and eventually he's sitting with his feets hanging into the pool.

OH hello, paradox-sis.]

Jade! Come wade with me!

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[ Give her a moment to catch her breath. Running full speed through a giant mansion is kind of hard. Before long she kicks off her shoes and sits next to John, giving him a one armed hug. ]

I am so glad you are here again!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[????????]

Again?

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You were here during that really big party! Do you not remember...?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Uhh, no. Last thing I remember before I got here was walking with Rose in that castle. We were gonna go see my dad I...think. I dunno, she went all grimdark and I couldn't understand her.

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

Maybe she found out that your dad and her mom might have a thing going on. The shipping charts are ruined. Ruuuuuuined!!

[ She giggles and splashes the water with her feet. ]

I guess it's true then. You forget the mansion when you leave.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[It takes John a minute to get what she means by that. But then he gets it.]

Ewwwwwww. Guess it's up to you and Dave, then.

So you're sure you saw me? And it wasn't some sort of, uh, trick or something?

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[She playfully copies him. ]

Ewwwwwww! I am too geeky for him anyway. Mankind is doooooomed~

Hmm, maybe it was. Wonderland is crazy enough for that to happen.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Haha, well, I mean...I don't think Dave likes any girls yet, so don't take it personally.

[He might like Terezi but uh. That probably doesn't count.]

That's weird, though. I mean, why would I be here and not remember it? How'd we even get here in the first place?

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

He's too cool for the ladies, huh? That's pretty funny!

[ They must be attracted by some coolness magnet or something. ]

I don't know. Maybe some spacial rift pulled us here from different times. Wonderland seems to exist in it's own pocket dimension, both space and time wise. It is really weird.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Too cool. Way too cool.

Wait, so, when are you from, then? I thought Dave was the only one who had this weird time shit to deal with.

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

I was talking with Kanaya -she is one of the trolls- about stuff a space player does! She's here, and a bunch of the other trolls too. I think you'll like her!

But, once we were done talking I was here suddenly.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Weird.

I feel like I don't know anything again.

Well, I guess that's normal for today.

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[ She snorts and lightly taps him on the shoulder.] You and half of the mansion!

Has anyone told you about wonderland yet? Like the closets and stuff?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Karkat told me about the closets, I guess. Is there anything else? Because those are pretty sweet.

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

Well there is a dining room that is just like the closets, except only food. And there's a library, music room, hedge maze, garden, greenhouse, a beach, and obviously a pool! The mansion is really big so there is probably more than that...

Oh! There are also these creepy masked vendor guys outside. Like, really creepy.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Awesome house stuff, hedge maze, creepy guys. Got it.

[A pause, and then.]

Jade. Jade I just realized. This is the first IRL talk we have had.

OMFG, sis. O. M. F. G.

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[ Jade thinks about it for a moment. She had seen his dreamself in person, but talking? Nope. ]

Oh my gosh! You're right! That is soo weird to think about.