-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway 06 --

[hamburellakind]

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD HE'S LIKE A TURTLE ON HIS BACK.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[She will just...stare.]

And was there a reason for that beyond because they make you look like a loser?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Hey! It's Kurt's totally fake girlfriend!]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

['Still'? What.]

Considering I haven't gone to get it changed, yeah, it's still my name.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, no. I have only talked to you like, once in my life before; I highly doubt there's anything you could tell me that I need to sit down for.

[SO MANY EYEROLLS.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[...Okay, he has her attention now.]

What? So what is it?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[...]

...What.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

1/2

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Getting pissed...]

I'll kill him.

2/3 I LIED MUAHAHA

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Okay, this kid's laughing is really annoying, and as awful and gross as Kurt is, they are at least from the same place...]

3/3

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[FINE. But she's still going to kill him.]

I'll kill him for telling people. It was a secret.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[............................

This is quite possibly the longest that Mirror!John has been both quiet and conscious.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I don't lie, and if you call me Santa again, I'm going to be forced to bitchslap you. Just a warning.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Yes he stopped caring about Kurt's fakey girlfriend lies just in order to call her a skank. And stalk Karkat.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[She will take that as a compliment, thank you very much.]

Who?

[Please. Like she remembers troll names.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

The rom--

Ugh, whatever. Yeah, his room's [insert room and floor here, for the narration is too lazy to look it up!].

Make sure you annoy him a lot.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[And off he goes.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[hjshdjkjs OH HELL NO. He's already running off, so she grabs the first thing she can reach--a brush--and throws it at him. Sadly, it misses his head, but it hits his back, so whatever. She'll just remember to strangle him later.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[DOOF!

But he keeps going, cackling his way to Karkies. ♥]