hamburellakind: (NO NO UNDO)
John Egbert ([personal profile] hamburellakind) wrote2011-06-29 08:11 pm

-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway 06 --

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite the fact that this proves he knows how the closets work and is just OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND thanks to no cake, he gets a pencil and shoves it through the hole. Which might be just at the right angle to make it clear that John could be watching him in his bed.]

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[See Dave. See Dave see the pencil. See Dave walk over to the offending pencil. See Dave take that fucking thing before returning to his desk.]

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-06-30 02:24 (UTC)

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Congratulations, John Egbert, you have successfully confused the fuck out of your best friend.]

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a very, very long pause. There are options going through his mind, and he's also thinking that either this isn't John or somebody slipped him something.]

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:12 am (UTC)(link)


[Okay he really sucks at this apparently.]

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[This is strike two. Strike one was the cake.]

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)


[And then he never does. :D]

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[That's okay, Dave considers the hole important enough to not forget to seal it with an ironically cool poster.]

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[DAMNIT.

Time to drill a new one.

Right now.

Right this instant.

With a power drill.]

[identity profile] urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[That is not a pleasant sound.]

[identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 04:21 am (UTC)(link)


[~Self-fulfilling prophecy~.]