-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 10 --

[hamburellakind]

so uh
who's my moirthingy here?
dave or uh
vriska?
or somebody else?

[Private to Wonka]
so um
i guess since i
need somebody to hate
so
uh
i'm coming for you wonka
i'm coming for you
>:(

[Private to Santana]

i um
left something outside your door
i hope you
um
well
just let me know if you got it!

[Outside the door she'll find this in an envelope on the floor.]

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[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John opens the door, sniffling sadly.]

Hi Dave. Oh. Ice cream.

[He's just gonna take the bowl and cry over it. Sob.]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[He'll join his friend in the room, and dump what he brought somewhere out of the way on the floor. Except for the ice cream. That's staying in his hot little hands while he chillaxes on John's bed like a cat.]

You wanna talk about it or just forget about shitty romance for a while?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Sniff.]

She was my first love.

[Oh God om ice cream.]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Nomming the shit out of this ice cream. Dave's silent, letting John get it all off his chest before saying anything.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Nomnom.][Nom.]

This is probably why people get so dramatic about this stuff. It sucks!

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

This is why there are dramas and soap operas. They live off of misery like this.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

What jerks.

[Mm.]

Has this ever happened to you?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs.]

I've had some crushes. Never really acted on 'em, though.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Sniff.]

On who?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Mostly some kids at school, if I thought they were worth my time. Then there are the classic celebrity crushes that everyone has. But, like I said, never acted on 'em. They were either taken, didn't swing my way, or it was gone in about a week.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Didn't swing...

[Confusion?]

You had a bunch of lesbians at your school?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

We had a couple who were out and out lesbians.

[He never really did find out John's stance on this stuff, but...now's as good a time to find out as any. Dave hesitates briefly before plowing on.]

In this case, Egbert, I'm talkin' about both sexes.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Hang on. Let that compute.

Blank staring.

Blank. Staring.

Staring blankly.

Staaaaaring.

Ding ding ding!]

So you're duosexual?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[The derp is staggering, John. Dave waits patiently for it to sink in and then almost, but not quite, smiles. If he does it's super small.]

Bisexual, Egderp.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Uh-- yeah! I knew that.

[He did. He was just so surprised.

Which is probably why this bursts out:] Did you ever have a crush on me?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Oh, God, John. Dave relegates him as the God of Derp and the King of Awkward.]

This is enterin' the territory of awkward, an animal that won't mind tearin' us to pieces and eatin' 'em. If you're worried about me makin' a pass on you, then you don't have to.

[A nice way to avoid the question, if he does say so himself.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Blushing forever and heading over to sit in a chair with his ice cream.]

Good. That'd be awkward.

[Pause.]

Which is probably how Santana felt. Whoops.

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

No shit, Egbert.

[Dave finishes up and puts the bowl on John's nightstand, and then relaxes on the bed with his hands pillowing the back of his head.]

With this event, the awkward meters get pumped to extreme levels. So, what're you gonna do 'bout this?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Hide in my room?

[SIGH.]

I dunno. Should I tell Santana I'm sorry and find somebody else to woo?

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds like an idea. Apologize when the event's done. Feel a bit better now?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Thanks, man.

[Pause.]

And I won't tell anybody you're half-gay.

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

No prob.

[Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.]

I appreciate it, bro.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[BUNP.]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Bunp right back atcha.]

How 'bout we just do some video games for a few hours?

i just wanted to use this icon shh

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

That sounds amazing, bro.