[WELP. Too bad, because John just happened to float by. One of the many advantages of the windy thing is a silent approach. Like the one he's using right now. To come up behind Dave's chair.
Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun TICKLE ATTACK!!!!]
[action forever]
Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun TICKLE ATTACK!!!!]